He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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