i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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