Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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