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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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