What a fucking waste of an outfit
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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