me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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