if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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