If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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