next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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