Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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