you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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