Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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