don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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