"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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