Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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