I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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