Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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