On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
