If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
