Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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