I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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