no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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