i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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