How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
