Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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