He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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