I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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