But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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