Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
too bad you live with your parents still
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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