Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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