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(509): View more from Washington

My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?

(541): View more from Oregon

It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.

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She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.

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It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after

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(601): View more from Mississippi

How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.

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