It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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