doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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