and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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