Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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