all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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