So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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