I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
he wants to bone in the snuggie
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Randomize
