His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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