is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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