He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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