super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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