Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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