'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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