I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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