he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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