This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I pour the whiskey from now on
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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