i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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