part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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