If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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