please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
