i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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